My girlfriend's sister is expecting my baby. What should I do?
After a night of drinking, I had sex with my girlfriend’s sister and now, 2 months later, she has told me she is pregnant. She is a Mennonite, so abortion is not an option. I am racially distinctive (Inuit) so it will probably be obvious that the baby is mine. But my girlfriend is literally blind (thank God) so I might be able to hide this from her. What should I do?
Call the Maury show!
Reverend Master of Curses | Jul 25, 2009
go hiking in the Appalachians
Hi, I'm Mark Sanford! | Jul 25, 2009
Dude you’re a dirty bag.
Angry | Jul 25, 2009
First off put the question in the correct category. Secondly tell her. do you not think that the seeing are going to tell her sister that the baby looks just like you and that your gf will not overhear this?
Jcfmoose | Jul 25, 2009
You should post this in the proper section!
funlady6632@yahoo.com | Jul 25, 2009
(gently) I think, that after your voice finishes changing, your skin will probably clear up, and your braces will come off, and girls will start to like you for who you *are*. You’re a special guy and your adolescent awkwardness will pass. Hang in there, tiger.
peking | Jul 25, 2009
Fill your car with gas, get a case of beer, put it on ice, and head for the hills, and change your name.
2010ASAP | Jul 25, 2009
Work on your writing skills. This story will never sell.
RemembertheUtah | Jul 25, 2009
Marry the sister.
Howard L | Jul 25, 2009
Sounds cool. High five.
Id dip.
Republic 2012 | Jul 25, 2009
You should establish clearly whether you are the father. If so, tell the sister, then step up to your responsibilities as a father
gcbtrading | Jul 25, 2009
You don’t deserve the girlfriend first of all. Secondly, you tell her the truth so she can get rid of you.
Danibel | Jul 25, 2009
Hide it from her? Are you nuts? Admit your mistake and take your lumps. Stop thinking only of yourself. You can’t solve a mistake by committing another one.
fts1939 | Jul 25, 2009
Take your horse-shi4 back to the sandbox.
brown9500.v8 | Jul 25, 2009
Hard to hide a baby. Do the right thing.
lonewolfe38652 | Jul 25, 2009
first n formost u should repent by way of self torture that is just sleezy! and second u should tell ur gf ur a slimy dog who slept w her sistr and the baby may b urs n let ur gf decide if she even wants 2 remain involved w/u cuz its gonna come out sooner or later better sooner than later n as for the sistr she is absolutely disgusting and trife n i hope her sistr beats the brakes off of her aftr she drops ur load!
Sweetz | Jul 25, 2009
Inuit,Huh ..Well,Polar bears will eat about anything….(Crunch crunch.)..problem solved !
Given this option,abortion may not be out of the picture!
wordwrangler | Jul 25, 2009
Take care of the baby and tell your girlfriend what you did
John The Thinker | Jul 25, 2009
BE READY TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS.
Warren T | Jul 25, 2009
Marry a man. They don’t have babies.
Meister | Jul 25, 2009
Pray to Obama.
ruth | Jul 25, 2009
Expect to be impeached soon.
towwwdothello | Jul 25, 2009
Deny. Deny, Deny.
E | Jul 25, 2009
Punt.
Poke_the_Bear | Jul 25, 2009