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22 avril 2010

Once Upon a Time in China II

Filed under: Non classé — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , , , , , — wesleyblackwell1989 @ 14:07

Once Upon a Time in China II
Once Upon a Time in China II (1992)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: In this sequel, martial arts expert Wong Fei-Hung faces Kung, a mercenary rival with skills to equal his own. In addition, Canton is convulsed by a struggle between the local representatives of the Chinese government and Europeans who want to control China, and Wong ends up in the middle of this fight. He is again assisted by young Chung, and again must protect Aunt Yee, his young, Westernized aunt-by-adoption with whom Wong has fallen in love. He also ends up with school-full of small children to protect!

Once Upon a Time in China II

Directors: Tsui Hark

Actors: Li Jet,Chiang David,Fonoroff Paul,Ho Ka-Kui,Mok Siu Chung,Xiong Xin Xin,Yen Donnie,Yen Shi-Kwan,Action,Romance,

Something to Offend Everyone, Part II?
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They’re hiring.

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time…" A southern fairytale begins "Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh*t…"

Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."

How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let’s just be friends."

Are birth control pills deductible?
Only if they don’t work.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.

What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
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haha!! these jokes DO offend everyone but since you’re not leaving anyone out its ok. lol!! these joke are damn funny!!
my fave is the sexual position – ugly kid joke!!
nice find!

brookbabe90 | Dec 08, 2006


You missed me. I am a crossdresser.
Jayma | Dec 08, 2006


why do itallians were gold chains?
so they know when to stop shaving
Rick | Dec 08, 2006


LOL,
Everybody needs to lighten up with a good joke every now and then.
Thanks!
goodguy_46947 | Dec 08, 2006


not bad
D | Dec 08, 2006


not offended, nor impressed
T Time | Dec 08, 2006


wtf..lol
Ace Of Spades

9 avril 2010

Stay Tuned

Stay Tuned
Stay Tuned (1992)

IMDB rating: 5.30

Plot: Roy and Helen Knable are having problems. Roy has become a couch potato and Helen resents this. After a fight, Spike, a high ranking devil, appears to offer Roy the ultimate satellite system. Roy signs without realising he has sold his soul. When he is sucked into the cable version of Hell, Helen is sucked in with him. They go through the satanic variety of cable TV where dying will consign them to damnation. Shows they find themselves on include: « Driving over Miss Daisy »; « Northern Overexposure » and « Autopsies of the Rich and Famous ». Roy must take charge and save them from the dangers of this cable Hell.

Directors: Hyams Peter

Actors: Aasen John,Jones Jeffrey,Tom David,Dishy Bob,Levy Eugene,King Erik,Calfa Don,Destry John B.,Verkaar Maurice,Douglas Ken,Nairn Gerry,Comedy,Fantasy,

I'm trying to get pregnant but I get my period every other week?
Five years ago, I got pregnant with my son while taking the birth control shot, Depo. My husband and I have recently decided to start trying for another baby, but last year, I started to get my period every other week and my doctor put me back on the shot to shut down my system for a while. I only stayed on it for 6 months and was off completely by November 2009. Last month, the period irregularities started again. I am back to getting my period every other week. I have an appointment to go back to my doctor next week, but the anticipation is killing me. I wonder if other women out there have experienced this as well, and what you were told?
I work with many nurses (I am a CNA) and have been told that it can be anything from a hormone imbalance to the beginnings of menopause (I am only 27 but my mom started menopause at 31).
My main question is: If I am getting a full on period every two weeks, does that mean I am ovulating every other week as well? I am very in tune with my body and I have always been able to feel myself ovulating, and every other week it feels like I am (with the right side cramping one week and the left side cramping two weeks after and so on). I am fully aware that I could be completely wrong, but I am just looking for some input. :) Thank you in advance for your kind responses!
I forgot to mention, on my weeks off of my period, I experience the typical pregnancy symptoms; nausea, sore breasts, increased urination and bloating. Last pregnancy test on Jan 1 was negative.

6 avril 2010

Baraka

Filed under: Non classé — Mots-clefs :, — wesleyblackwell1989 @ 10:31

Baraka
Baraka (1992)

IMDB rating: 8.10

Plot: Without words, cameras show us the world, with an emphasis not on « where, » but on « what’s there. » It begins with morning, natural landscapes and people at prayer: volcanoes, water falls, veldts, and forests; several hundred monks do a monkey chant. Indigenous peoples apply body paint; whole villages dance. The film moves to destruction of nature via logging, blasting, and strip mining. Images of poverty, rapid urban life, and factories give way to war, concentration camps, and mass graves. Ancient ruins come into view, and then a sacred river where pilgrims bathe and funeral pyres burn. Prayer and nature return. A monk rings a huge bell; stars wheel across the sky.

here i download this movie Baraka

Directors: Fricke Ron

Actors: DocumentaryWar,

Mortal Kombat vs Marvel?
Mortal Kombat Vs. Marvel
Baraka vs. Wolverine
Kano vs. Cyclops
Subzero vs. Iceman
Reptile vs. Lizard
Cyrax or Sektor vs. Iron man
Jax vs. Colossus
Raiden vs. Thor
Kenshi vs. Daredevil
Stryker vs. The Punisher
Fujin vs. Storm
Scorpion vs. Ghost Rider
Blaze vs. The Human Torch


Wolverine
Kano
Iceman
Reptile
Cyrex
Jaz
Raiden
Kenshi
Stryker
Storm
Ghost Rider
Human Torch

??Vergil?? 902 | Jan 04, 2010


Your question doesn’t have enough detail for me to answer but I like Marvel better.
Stuart | Jan 04, 2010


Wolverine
Cyclops
Subzero
Lizard
Sektor
Colossus
Thor
Kenshi
The Punisher
Fujin
Ghost Rider
Blaze
the guy down the street | Jan 04, 2010


Nice idea. Hopefully, it’s not as crappy as MK titles on the PS2 and PSP. .
jErMaInE | Jan 04, 2010


What is ur question asking?
SmashMan206 | Jan 05, 2010

7 mars 2010

The Player

The Player
The Player (1992)

IMDB rating: 7.70

Plot: Griffin Mill is a studio executive who is responsible for accepting or rejecting the pitches for potential feature films. With his career on the line and the impending possibility that he might be replaced by a rival upstart. Griffin now finds his life threatened by an anonymous screenwriter whose pitch he rejected long ago. Drawn into a web of blackmail and murder, Griffin must evade the police investigation that he caused. But he must also watch his back, because in Hollywood, there’s always another person to take your place.

find and download The Player in iPod/iPhone quaity

Directors: Altman Robert

Actors: Robbins Tim,Ward Fred,Gallagher Peter,James Brion,D’Onofrio Vincent,Stockwell Dean,Grant Richard E.,Pollack Sydney,Lovett Lyle,Comedy,Drama,

How do I know if im a good piano player…?
I have been playin the piano since I was 9 years old. I am now almost 16. I have a couple questions. Do you think I started to late?? And I read about some people posting on the internet who have only been playing for a year and they say they can play the most complicated pieces. Ive been playing for 6 years and I can’t even play those! I don’t play classical, my style is rock. But im not sure if im suppose to be at the level im at. I think im at. Here is an example of something I can play:

http://www.sheetmusicplus.com/look_insid e/19247938/image/316918
and
http://www.sheetmusicplus.com/look_insid e/6544879/image/267474

So do you think im where i\m suppose to be??
I am taking lessons…


Go to a music school
and find your answer!!!!!!!!
killer bee | Feb 08, 2010

3 février 2010

Scent of a Woman

Scent of a Woman
Scent of a Woman (1992)

IMDB rating: 7.60

Plot: Frank is a retired Lt Col in the US army. He’s blind and impossible to get along with. Charlie is at school and is looking forward to going to university; to help pay for a trip home for Christmas, he agrees to look after Frank over thanksgiving. Frank’s niece says this will be easy money, but she didn’t reckon on Frank spending his thanksgiving in New York.

download Scent of a Woman

Directors:

Actors: Pacino Al,O’Donnell Chris,Rebhorn James,Hoffman Philip Seymour,Venture Richard,Whitford Bradley,Farrell Tom Riis,Sadler Nicholas,Louiso Todd,Smith Matt,Canfield Gene,Comedy,Drama,

Is rigourous cardiovascular exercise the only way a man can remove the sexual scent a woman has left on him?
I heard that women have supernatural instincts that can detect when their spouse is having an affair even if their spouse takes a shower and uses cologne after having an affair.


Keep your pecker in your pants…
Russ C | Dec 27, 2008


Supernatural instincts don’t take any notice of rigourous cardiovascular exercise either.

Sense of smell responds to washing just the same as it would for any other scent, though.
cathrl69 | Dec 27, 2008


That is not true. David Vitter, senator from Louisiana, always showered after paying prostitutes and he only got after his madam got busted.
Future Citizen of Forvik | Dec 27, 2008


I do not think so. But what your talking about is a woman instincts.
Pharel P | Dec 27, 2008


Keep it in your pants and you’ll never have to find out
JoJo2456! | Feb 02, 1917

28 novembre 2009

Far and Away

Far and Away
Far and Away (1992)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: Joseph Donnelly, a young Irishman facing property eviction after his father’s death, decides to take revenge on Daniel Christie, his landlord. Instead of killing Christie, however, he is injured and sentenced to a duel with Christie’s arrogant manager, Stephen Chase. Meanwhile, Shannon, Daniel’s daughter, is growing dissatisfied with the traditional views of her parents’ generation and longs to be modern. She makes her plans to leave for America, and with her help, Joseph is able to escape. Upon arriving in Boston, Mass., they find jobs and begin saving money. Joseph becomes a local barehands boxer, while Shannon works in a chicken processing plant and then as a dancer at the social club. All goes well until Joseph loses a boxing match, after which their money is taken away. Joseph and Shannon are left to starve in the winter cold. Shannon’s parents, still in Ireland, face a devastating loss and decide to come to America to be with her. Chase, who joined them, has begun a campaign to find her, but his efforts are unnecessary Joseph brings Shannon to them after an accident. Joseph then heads west to work on the railroad. After many months, Joseph is confronted by his father in a dream, and is reminded of his desire to own his own land. Joseph decides to join the wagon trains and arrives in Oklahoma Territory just in time for the big land race, upon which his fate will lie.

i get this movie here and download Far and Away

Available versions:

DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Directors: Howard Ron

Actors: Cruise Tom,Gibson Thomas,Prosky Robert,Cusack Cyril,Meaney Colm,Gillison Douglas,Grace Wayne,Toibin Niall,McGovern Barry,Davis Gary Lee,Harris Jared,Adventure,Drama,Romance,

1 soldier to war for 1 year:$500k 1 student to University 1 year:$50k Q: Send 1 to war or 10 to college?
Article Text:

Reporting from Washington – As President Obama measures the potential burden of a new war strategy in Afghanistan, his administration is struggling to come up with even the most dispassionate of predictions: the actual price tag for the anticipated buildup of troops.

The calculations so far have produced a sweeping range. The Pentagon publicly estimates it will cost $500,000 a year for every additional service member sent to the war zone. Obama’s budget experts size it up at twice that much.

In coming up with such numbers, the White House and the military have different priorities as well as different methods.

The president’s advisors don’t want to underestimate the cost and then lose the public’s faith. The Pentagon worries about sticker shock as commanders push for an increase of as many as 40,000 troops.

Both sides emphasize that their figures are estimates and could change — in fact, a Pentagon comptroller assessment this month put the number closer to that of Obama’s Office of Management and Budget.

Still, budgeting and politics are entwined, and numbers can always support more than one point of view.

The Bush White House minimized costs as it moved toward war. Obama is weighing skeptically an escalation of a war he didn’t launch. In his campaign, Obama promised not to tuck war costs away, off federal budget books.

"Our resources in manpower, our resources in human lives and our resources in money are not infinite," White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said in an interview. "The notion that we wouldn’t take each of those things into account does not make a lot of sense to this commander in chief."

All of those elements are under consideration as Obama wraps up a review of war strategy. He is expected any week now to respond to requests from his commander in the region for a strategy change and for additional forces. The White House could announce an increase of 20,000 to 40,000 troops shortly after Thanksgiving.

During a recent session of his war council — where one contingent has questioned the wisdom of sending more troops — Obama asked how much it would cost to pay for the troops Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal has requested. The president sought an exact accounting, a request that turned out to be more complicated than anticipated.

The Office of Management and Budget says adding 40,000 troops would cost about $40 billion a year, or $1 million each. White House officials included in their estimate everything they consider necessary to wage war, including troop housing and equipment.

Inside and outside the Pentagon, some suspect an effort to undermine support for a troop increase. "The large-scale message has been, ‘This is going to be hard and expensive,’ " said Thomas Donnelly, an American Enterprise Institute fellow and defense expert.

The Pentagon arrived at its much lower estimate by dividing its war funding request by the number of troops throughout the region: 68,000 in Afghanistan and up to 95,000 in supporting roles elsewhere, such as on nearby ships or in surrounding countries.

The Pentagon cost includes higher combat wages, extra aircraft hours and other operations and maintenance costs, but omits such items as new weapons purchases — one-time costs that vary by year — and support equipment like spy satellites and anti-roadside-bomb technology.

The Pentagon also does not try to estimate costs of new bases for additional soldiers.

But in a memo early this month, obtained by The Times’ Washington bureau, the Pentagon’s own comptroller produced an estimate that broke with the customary Defense formula and did include construction and equipment.

That memo said the yearly cost of a 40,000-troop increase would be $30 billion to $35 billion — at least $750,000 a person. An increase of 20,000 would cost $20 billion to $25 billion annually, it said — a per-soldier cost equal to or greater than the White House estimate.

Even determining past spending is a fuzzy endeavor: Big chunks are paid through emergency measures and are not calculated into the total.

Under questioning by the House Armed Services Committee this month, a Congressional Budget Office expert couldn’t say how much it costs to run the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"I find it astonishing that, eight years into this, we haven’t nailed it down with precision," another witness at the table, David Berteau, director of the Defense Industrial Initiatives Group of the Center for Strategic and International Studies, said later.

And yet the effort is necessary, said Stephen Daggett of the Congressional Research Service: "If the budget is going to be constrained, one of the questions we have to ask is whether we can sustain the increases in forces."

Partisans of all stripes are likely to think first about intangibles, including American tolerance for troop casualties and support for sending new troops to Afghanistan.

Democratic leaders say money won’t determ


You are missing the more important figure, which is how much money can be made by defense contractors and oil and gas companies.
Eudes | Nov 23, 2009


MORE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Doodu Brown | Nov 23, 2009


Hmmm….1 person to go and kill people, or ten to go and learn for the same price? yeah that’s tough.
Machinehead 625 NYY WORLD CHAMPS | Nov 23, 2009


When making the decison to defend our nation or retaliate against attacks, I don’t believe we should consider "what else can we do with this money?" to be a very important question. I’m sure you would counter this point by saying the war is frivolous and not important to our national interests, but you have to establish that first before you can move onto this type of arguement. And if the war is in fact frivolous and not important to national interests, again, should we really have to resort to this argument? The decison to fight or not to fight should not be based on the cost.

EDIT: I’m amazed at people who give me thumbs down for this. You really believe the cost of war should be a serious consideration when deciding whether or not to defend american interests!? What a bunch of cowards you all are! Where is your backbone!? I’m ashamed to have you as countrymen, and I hope to God that I’ll never have to rely upon any of you to protect our nation.
GrizzlyMint | Nov 23, 2009


wow quite a manifesto. when did the president start worrying about spending money.
short answer I don’t like our troops being there, but the moral obligation is if we broke it we have to fix it
Dusty the electrician | Nov 23, 2009


Holy #### – A Liberal is using Logic! What’s the world coming to?
8***L | Nov 23, 2009


Send more kids to college so we would’nt have to go to war.
Stickboy | Nov 23, 2009


I think you’re misunderstanding the point here.

Making war and pissing of the world is manly.

Getting educated and protecting the economy for years to come is something wimps do!

Plus more educated people would allow us to understand our enemy and how to fight them better. Then we would end wars too quickly and there wouldn’t be enough American manliness.

And with more educated liberals sitting around coffee shops and fewer people pissed at me, there would be just as many people as we hate but fewer I can legally shoot.
Jesse | Nov 23, 2009

22 novembre 2009

Bodyguard, The – DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version

Bodyguard, TheBodyguard, The (1992)

IMDB rating: 5.30

Plot: A pop singer has been receiving threatening notes, and her manager hires a bodyguard known for his good work. The bodyguard ruffles the singer’s feathers and most of her entourage by tightening security more than they feel is necessary. The bodyguard is haunted by the fact that he was on Reagan’s secret service staff but wasn’t there to prevent the attack by Hinckley. Eventually the bodyguard and the singer start an affair, and she begins to believe his precautions are necessary when the stalker strikes close to home.

Download

Available versions:

DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version

Directors: Jackson Mick

Actors: Costner Kevin,Cobbs Bill,Waite Ralph,Kemp Gary,Arana Tomas,Starr Mike,Birt Christopher,Nixon DeVaughn,Bamman Gerry,Urla Joe,Pierce Tony,Keating Charles,Wuhl Robert,Romance,Drama,Thriller,Music,

Download Full Version>>

What would you want Alucard to be your bodyguard, husband, or boyfriend?
If your a fan girl think about it before you answer!


ok i didn’t know who this dude was… i googled it .. if you’re talking about some guy from an anime called hellsing.. which personally the anime doesn’t interest me.. wow he is … O_O though lol id want him to be my hubby
Sarah | Nov 20, 2009


I’ve seen this question before. It is still interesting, though.
I would really want Alucard to be my bodyguard. Hagi from Blood + would be my boyfriend. Hee.
See, Hagi can be a good husband as well. Alucard is much too busy, and I don’t think he would pay much attention to a wife, either. Nevertheless, I do like him.
Walkure Aria | Nov 20, 2009


Alucard as my bodyguard and Light Yagami my husband!!
Little Bit | Nov 20, 2009

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